TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

WE ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUNG

SO LET’S SET THE WORLD ON FIIIIYYAAAAHHHHHHHH!

WE CAN BURN BRIIGHTAAHHHHH

THAN THE SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

(Source: lastofthetimeladies)

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My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.

  • Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
  • Brother: that's not fair
  • Mom: DO AS I SAY.
  • Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
  • Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
  • Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.

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I suppose this used to happen quite often

  • James: Lily?
  • Lily: Mmmm
  • James: I may have wrapped Harry in my invisibility cloak for his nap...and now I can't find him.
  • Lily:
  • James:
  • Lily:
  • James:
  • Lily:
  • James: ...but I swear, the last time I saw him he was somewhere in the room.

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fishingboatproceeds:

paigelfinch:

Hank: “All the things!”
John: “My belly’s still in!”

I said it would be a gif. I was not wrong.

fishingboatproceeds:

paigelfinch:

Hank: “All the things!”

John: “My belly’s still in!”

I said it would be a gif. I was not wrong.

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zaynshomoerection:

trying to explain fandom things to non-fandom people is like trying to explain trigonometry to a dog

(Source: ironmalik)

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  • mum: why are there finger prints on the tv screen?
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • mum: you've been stroking the actors' faces again haven't you

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maybelletea:

you know those feels

when you’re so into something

and you just wanna talk about it all the time but everyone else around you would be like wat

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